Chinese Drive-thru

A man visits a Chinese prostitute and leaves as soon as interiors has been concluded.

Chun Po used the Chinese drive-thru on Fifth and Main last night.

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10 songs for driving

Want to drive fired up? Want to start some goddam road rage? Need pumping music to get you driving your car like you stole it? Look no/a lot further than this, Gumba's personal driving favourites.


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The top three songs comprise an actual list, as well as some of the other songs here. The rest I forgot, so here goes. Remeber, this list is mostly my personal opinion, and you may not like some of the songs, especially any clichés

10)Rocket Queen- Guns 'n' Roses
9) Drag the waters- Pantera
8) Battery- Metallica
7) Hallowed be thy name-Iron Maiden
6) The memory remains- Metallica
5) Straigh outta compton- N.W.A.
4) Necropedophile- Cannibal Corpse
3) Raining blood- Slayer
2) Orgasmatron- Motörhead
1) Firestarter- The Prodigy

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Driving Ms. Daisy

You are driving and your girlfriend is sitting in the backseat, and she proceeds to jerk you off.

Martin: Dude, why is Julie sitting in the back seat?

Malcom: She just gave me the "Driving Ms. Daisy"!

Martin: No shit! I thought you'd just spilled chowder on the upholstery...

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gotta drive truck

when i guy is masterbaiting.

Trevor says,"courtnie I've gotta drive my truck."
(aka masterbait)hes gotta go drive the truck Im sorry i have to go but ive gotta drive truck.

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Xbox Live party Drive-by

Made famous by xbox live's own D Leaky, it involves three simple steps.
1.)Joining a friend's party
2.)Saying something obscene
3.)Leaving the Party

Xbox Live party Drive-by

(X)D Leaky has joined your xbox live party

D Leaky: "ROOOOOOAAAAR!!!!!!!!"

(X)D Leaky has left your xbox live party

drive in,vagina

when your girlfriend is really sleepy n first thing that comes to her mind when you say "drive in" is "vagina?"

jeffrey:i went to the drive in today..
vanessa:were..
jeffrey:drive in..
vanessa:vagina?
jeffrey:drive in,vagina?

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Midnight Drive

When after sex, you cum into the eyes of your partner, blinding them.

When Shelby was done with the blowjob, i accidently gave her a midnight drive. The doctors say she is permanently blind.

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