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Circumsicion but with Indians
Dude 1: Yo i got a indian circumsicion
Dude 2: can i lick the curry off it
Dude 2: Sorry the curry man said i have to wait 6 weeks
One whom offers praise and abruptly recinds said praise.
Mom told me "Good job!" Then said "Nevermind! You did a shitty job!!" She's such an Indian praiser!
The infinite Indian is terrifying. Be careful of the scammer calls you answer because if you answer you can be subject to the infinite Indian. The infinite Indian will crawl out of your phone and spawn multiple copies of itself and begin to have its way with you. After a group finishes another spawns out of the phone and the cycle is repeated until your demise. The only defense is to eat beef so make sure you eat a steak everyday.
Guy: Did you hear about Guy 2? He died! What happened?
Woman: He and his kids had their lives taken by the infinite Indian.
Getting a hand job at a car wash in India
dude that girl just gave me an indian car wash
An Indian Car Wash is when a man sticks his dick inside an Indian woman’s wet hairy vagina.
He stuck his dick inside his Indian wife’s hairy vagina, getting a wet wash as he enters her vagina followed by her vagina hairs drying his dick with each motion resulting in an Indian Car Wash.
Where a girl sits Indian style and leans forward to suck a dick
We were just sitting down, and out of nowhere she just leaned over and gave me an Indian Blowjob