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A character from Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean films portrayed by actor Jack Davenport. The character is often showed as a proper military man, but as seen in the film Dead Man's Chest, he has a rough and freer side, but ultimately, he returns to his proper ways. It is safe to say that Norrington is British born and wealthy as he has power and was seen as the ideal match for Elizabeth. However, he resigns from his military post after he makes an error that costs him his crew and ship.
In the film, Curse of the Black Pearl, Norrington is in love with and becomes engaged to Elizabeth Swann, but cancels the engagement knowing that she was in love with William Turner.
Quotes by James Norrington:
'I intend to see that any man who sails under a pirate flag or wears a pirate brand gets what he deserves: a short drop and a sudden stop.'
'My story? It's exactly the same as your story, just one chapter behind.'
'Our destinies have been interwined, but never joined.'
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verb. To fart a cloud of white powder into someone's face. Usually achieved by sprinkling baby-powder in your ass crack then farting a cloud in your partner's eager face. However, you can be creative; it works with many different powders and also can be done with queefs.
Hey baby get your sister I'm gonna Lebron James you both until you look like casper the ghost.
Dude, she let out a Lebron Cloud soo big that it started raining.
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A 5 foot obese man child with a 3.5 inch penis that will often be found checking out other men in changing rooms or public urinals.
Hey, did you see James Murphy yesterday? He is so fat and small with an incredibly small penis lmao.
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A BAMF that can sing better than you. One of the co-founders of Heavy Metal band Metallica. Used to have long hair and a Moustache. But sold out. His beard was still pretty epic though.
James Hetfield is one of the best metal singers of all time
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Talented British songwriter, formally of Busted fame,and who has thus far failed to recreate his early success with his new venture the boyband Son of Dork.
He is not regarded by many of the groups' fans' to be the 'hottest' member of either band, accolades which are often given to Charlie Simpson of Busted and David Williams of Son of Dork, but he is often credited as being the creative force behind both ventures, which is, or should be the real crux of his fame.
His bands' music is often followed by young teenagers who often think they are being "rock" or "punk" because they listen to it, which couldn't be further from the truth. Neither band were punk or rock, they are pop just thankfully a very different version from Britney Spears
James Bourne was a member of the successful UK band Busted
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The perfect ex boyfriend that the girl you're dating can't get over. He has perfect hair, perfect teeth, a bigger penis. She still has magnum condoms left over by him in her bedside drawer.
She can't get over her perfect ex James.
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James is usually funny kind sweet and respectful.He is a guy thats stays under the radar.
I love my boyfriend James.
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