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pulling a Matthew McConaughey

A ripped male who goes shirtless in situations where shirtless attire is entirely unnecessary.

Matthew McConaughey was recently seen on the Malibu tennis courts wearing a headband and predictably pulling a Matthew McConaughey

by InDazzled July 28, 2009


Matthew

He’s the type of guy who gets all the bitches, and he’s cash as fuck. Matthew is the true god, getting bitches left and right. You don’t wanna mess with the blonde haired, blue eyed, champion wearing, bod slamming, god!

Holy shit is that Matthew? Bow down quick before he beats you up, with his nine inch hammer! Watch out this man is crazy

by Denis the Menice October 17, 2019

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Matthew Tutchell

the cool weird kid, he also makes up the coolest jokes...

hey, that joke you made up was soo funny you must be Matthew tutchell

by josh petitt September 9, 2010

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matthew dunn

Matthew dun is a wierd kid i dont understand how he gets girls with him being like a 4/10 in looks its very impressive its a Enigma to me

Matthew dunn looks like side the sloth.

by Ezrie1986 April 11, 2020

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Matthew Chui

He is a very on 9boi who studies in La Salle College. He sucks at maths, but is kind of better than Chiu Popo. He hates 8745 and Wan Lo . He

You suck at maths!
You son of a Matthew Chui

by Look at this dude 8745 December 9, 2019

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Matthew and Halia

This is a amazing match, they are soul mates. If this is y’all then make sure you never let each other go. Usually this match starts off as friends but as your friendship grows y’all start to fall in love. Y’all will move in together and have a amazing relationship. You are each other’s best friends and eventually will be each other’s significant lover. You both will have friends that come and go and you will have challenges in life but not matter what you will have each other to depend on. You to will be each other’s rock. With Halia’s bright and exciting personality and Matthew’s dark and naughty side they even out very well. You both have to contribute to this relationship for it to work but if you find yourself a halia or if you find yourself a matthew never let them go because this is the person you will have by your side for the rest of your life. Y’all feed off of each other and both bring out the good in each other. So don’t let them go.

Man, I wish we were like Matthew and Halia.

by I can tell the future January 14, 2021

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matthew sanchez

The biggest nerd you will ever meet. Collects bottle caps shaped like dicks.

He looks like a Matthew Sanchez

by MattSanchezHater666 December 20, 2014

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