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Way better than any energy drink ever created. A rare drink harvested from the rare breed of female.
Arnold: Dude can you go to the store and get me a gatorade for this basket ball game? Ill pay you back
Me: here drink this gamer girl pee it's way better
Arnold: *wins the whole fucking basket ball game alone after drinking it*
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When you sitt while peeing like a woman, as a man.
Benefits: I can focus on the future instead of focusing on aiming.
If i suddenly feel like taking a poop while peeing, I'm already sitting down.
I dont have to fear that I will miss the toilet.
My wife would stop whining about me sitting down.
Yeah I like peeing sitting down, deal with it.
Expression often uttered by the notorious Gordon Ramsay on Hell's Kitchen in response to overly-excited contestants that deliver 1 decently cooked dish and shit the bed for the rest of service.
Girl 1: OMG chef Ramsay served my wellington! *high five*
GR: Don't start peeing your knickers yet Amanda you slow cow.
A term used between men to state they would like to have sex with a girl if they could.
Buck: "Look at the nice round ass on that skank."
Big Papi: "Oh yeah! I'd pee in her butt."
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Chinglish slang. It sounds like ๆพไฝ ๅฆ็ๅฑ in Chinese, which basically means stop motherfucking lyingIs. Used to fight back people who called COVID-19 โChinese Virusโ
It is the Chinese virus
Funny mud pee
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Penis is so small causes Urine to hit the balls
His dick is so small he pees on his balls
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A usually somewhat embarrassing thing that could happen for a few reasons.
1. You are a young infant with no bladder control
2. You are an elderly citizen who has the same excuse and the infant.
3. You held your pee in for too long.
4. You have a fetish, and pee yourself for enjoyment ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
5. You are an actor on pornhub who's job is to piss their pants/shorts/panties/underwear for others' sexual amusement
Joey: Dood do u liek peeing your pants
Matt: Nah fam, only Pornhub stars do