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McCain: I need to shake up my presidential ticket. After all, I'm 70... I'll call Sarah Palin, the Alaska superbitch!
Palin: I'm right here sir! Your very own good looking superbitch!
McCain: Yay!
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A French expression or colloquialism translated to English as "What will be will be a pale, crazy, stupid, shiftless, Evangelical (read: counter-Christian), mentally-ill broad from Alaska."
Also, the dumbest chick I'd ever wanna fuck.
Also, the best sex Sen. John McCain ever had.
Also, the shank with who Scott Palin has only ever gotten "sloppy-seconds."
Guy 1: "What is the shankist thing on Earth?"
Guy 2: "Well, as the French say, 'Sarah Palin!'"
Hell yeah, I'd do Sarah Palin! Just shove a sock in her mouth and do your business!
Guy 1: "Has Sarah Palin ever done just one guy at a time?"
Guy 2: "Not when Scott Palin has ever been a part of it!"
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Common name for facebook stalkers. Most commonly stalk young females by adding their unrelated friends
We think Carmen Sanders is pulling a Sarah Higgs on us
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A simple girl from Rochester, with a fetish in the "art" of gaysian porn
Gaysian porn is so moving says Sarah Wiegand
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AKA Winniefred AKA Sarebear AKA Sir-rah. a naturally zanny and hilarious girl. amazing gymnyst and awesome cheerleader. owns a cute dog , to enjoy the movie inception. super smart and creative. OMG MY COMPUTER SMOKES WEED.
look at Sarah G. do her flips!
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Food that is Gluten-Free, Corn-Free, Dairy-Free, Soy-Free, Casein-Free, non GMO, Fully Organic, artificial coloring free, dye free, preservative-free, salt-free, mango-free, avocado-free, coconut-free, sesame-free, palm oil-free, cottonseed oil free, sorghum-free, tomato free, sulfate-free, sulfite-free, nitrate-free, nitrite-free, MSG-free, peanut-free, pistachios-free, and Red #5 free.
Freeze, don't eat that soup! It might not be Sarah-Safe, we're out of Epi-Pens, and I'm too drunk to drive you to the hospital.
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Sarah Jane Smith is the better-than-Lois-Lane feminist journalist who was the damsel in distress sidekick of sci-fi hero Doctor Who during the 1970's, and is currently the hawt cougar mom star of "The Sarah Jane Adventures" on CBBC.
Played by British actress Elisabeth Sladen, who costarred with Jon Pertwee as the Third Doctor from 1973-1974, and Tom Baker as the Fourth Doctor from 1974-1976, Lis has also appeared as Sarah Jane in "K9 & Company" in 1981, and alongside David Tennant as the 10th Doctor in the Doctor Who episode "School Reunion" in 2006.
Because Lis has aged more gracefully than a Time Lord, Sarah Jane has turned into such a MILF - even though she's old enough to be a GILF - that (a) David Tennant totally broke character and turned into a masturbating fanboy in all of his scenes with Lis, and (b) Sarah Jane's adopted teenage son on "The Sarah Jane Adventures" is doomed to develop an incurable Oedipus complex because of her.
"Wow, you managed to break into Torchwood's secure files? You're a real Sarah Jane!"
"Don't get me wrong, Jackie Tyler is one fine ass chav, but she's no Sarah Jane."
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