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A fascinating object, often mixed up with an illegal substance. People with unatural relationships with these plants are call "dehctrophaeiliachs"
these un-natural relationships are similiar to that of the one between steve and a certain preist that will not be named
"what a lovely pot plant"
"dude, is that pot plant talking"
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It's just the same as lighting up. Also known to be stupid, where it is being lit.
It's just stupid to light a pot corp it's just the same as lighting up.
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Fat knacker who eats to much morleys
look at that chuff pot coming out of morleys with another bucket of chicken.
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When a person falls asleep,with his/her mouth a-gape you cop a squat over them,sorta reverse tea-bag style then ripe a major egg salad fart right in there.
'When Timmy was passed out Jessie hauled his pasty white dump truck up and farted in his open mouth, yelling BEEF STEW ! Bitch!" thus the boston bean pot was born.
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When you leave your baby in the car in the summer.
"Another dumb couple just got themselves an Arizona Pot Roast"
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Usually restricted to times of intense inebriation, foreplay is forgone the decision is taken to go down on her straight away. What you next experience can only be likened to 'pot holing'. You feel like you could take a stroll through her huge vaginal cavity, and it's lined with the sort of growths and protuberances that you need to be wearing a hard hat to protect yourself. The stench is like thousand-year-old stagnant water, preventing you from breathing properly and claustrophobia is only two steps behind you.
The only way to feel clean again after the experience is to shower for two weeks solid in boiling water.
Guy1: Dude, did you REALLY get off with that beast last night?
Guy2: I can't talk about it - it was midnight pot holing in the extreme....
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When you make a pot of decaf coffee and pour it into the pitchers labeled "decaf" and "regular".We pour the coffee for the customers at their table. Used only when it's crazy busy at work and several pots of decaf and regular have already been made and used up. Mostly used at night because most of our customers are 50+ years-old and wouldn't notice anyway because the coffee is always fresh!
" We have a fresh pot of decaf and no regular so let's use the Two Pot Fakeout."
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