Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

- Did you hear about David getting arrested?

- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

cooking fever lady

She is a hot creamy filled lady who would look so good naked and in bed

cooking fever lady is so hot you should of seen her last night she had her huge bajonkers out

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Standard Microwave Cooking Time (SMCT)

n. to disregard listed microwave oven instructions and instead use a personalized set time to heat any and all microwaveable food items

I can't find the box for the popcorn so I'll just use standard microwave cooking time (SMCT) and hope it doesn't burn.

cooked masterpiece

what a boy calls a girl in a sad attempt to call her hot

Boy: "Linda you cooked masterpiece"
Linda: wtf

DJ COOK

dj cook is known as hypocrite.he is mostly known as hypocrite from everyone (even me.i say that dj cook is an hypocrite in the lost server, but this captain cowboy dude ban me from the server).dj cook also get attacked of YFGA or youtube fatherless gay army.he is also being uhhh something in his roblox video thumbnail on his second account djlovesturbo.djlovesturbo name use to be 'dj cook v2" but it changed.he use to play gta, roblox, minecraft.but then dj cook v2 name changed into djlovesturbo when he start making those video like 'the weirdest channel ever'.hes viewers are maybe kids.and djlovesturbo once make fun of people with face disease.and he mostly hates morgz and lankybox

"dj cook is an hypocrite"

tasting someone's cooking

A euphemism used to describe consuming someone's ejaculate.

Hey Martha, where were you last night? Tasting someone's cooking? ;)