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When you vomit loud enough for your flatmate to hear and then follow up with equally as loud sex.
Person one: why are you so tired?
Person two: my flatmates did the Bulgarian Toni last night, so I didn't get much sleep.
Alaskan dumb ass that goes to California and thinks lubing up with crisco oil with give him a exceptional tan but finds out all it does is boil his skin in the sun with 2nd degree burns rendering him useless to his peers for nearly a month.
Well, Tony crisco is out for a couple weeks, can’t work out, can’t bench press, his skins shedding.
THE BADDEST BITCH EVERRRRRRR
“Hey have you seen Toni Andrews”
“Are you talking about the baddest bitch Toni Andrews?”
Tony's are the best at straight up fucking any lucky women's brain's out, the average size of any Tony's/Toni's Cock is always greater than 6.5inchs but so far none of the Tony's/Toni's alive today have a cock that exceeds 9.5inchs. anyone who sleeps with a man with the name Tony/Toni will not only have the most glorious orgasm they have ever had in there life but will also have great karma for as long as they are continuing to sleep with him.
Go now and find yourself a Tony/Toni and let them fuck your brains out you won't EVER regret it.
A fat asian kid that always have a bad mood, masterbate to much. And like to farm alot.
Oh Hi it is Tony zhou !
Pumpin some heavy bench press, while getting some heavy head...
I was on my last set in the gym, when my girl stopped in to give me the motivation to knock out my last reps and hit me with "The Tony Horten"!