ghost turd

1. dust balls under your bed
2. dust bunnies

Jeez Mike, clean your room - just look at all those ghost turds under your bed!

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turd chopper

Another word for butt or ass.

Check out the turd chopper on that chick.

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Turd Balls

The band Live

A group or an individual that is an ass hat or jerk.

The band Live is a bunch of turd balls

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turd napper

a person sleeping in a bathroom stall. Often times snoring loudy to call attention to their activity.

Dude, I went to take a dump and the turd napper has got the stall tied up again!

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turd smash

1. a hilarious item to order at fast food restaurants either from drive-thru or front counter. (commonly ordered by the can)

2. an insult

uh, yeah... I'd like 3 cans of turd smash

man, you're such a turd smash

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air turd

(âr)(tûrd), noun

The proper name for a fart when in an audience that does not understand the word flatulence.

The pungent odor of his air turd cleared the room of all living beings.

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jack turd

this phrase jack turd means that something is either: 1. rubbish
2. nothing like the phrase jack shit

1. that film was jack turd
2. person 1: what you doing today.
person 2: jack turd

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