Random
Source Code
Random
the theory that if a person is making a dark joke, you say how it's racist, ableist, homophobic or whatever shit that they joked about.
well that tweet was using twitter theory.
The event where an individual tweets a lot in a very short space of time about a series of unimportant and seemingly unconnected topics.
(n.b. this occurs often as a result of either caffeine highs, drunk tweeting and extreme boredom/procrastination)
Person 1: hey, did you see twitter last night?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Tom got drunk and had a bad case of twitter-vom last night, it was hilarious.
A group of Twitter users who are South Asian and live in English-speaking countries. The girls usually obsess over Desi clothes, makeup, Bollywood movies, beards, and Zayn Malik or Sidaddy Malhotra. The guys usually like saying the n word, which makes Black Twitter and feminists very angry. Brown Twitter users love to beef over everything and anything: there's brown guys vs. brown girls, Twitter feminists vs. "Shareef Squad" (or the rest of BT)....or even specifically within Muslims on BT there's hijabis vs. non hijabis, Sunnis vs. Shias....all kinds of arguments. People on BT form their own little group chats and make their own squads. Brown Twitter is a big fucking MESS and everyone can agree on that one.
"Hey ugly ass chutiya, you followed some people on Brown Twitter yet?"
"Yeah we're in the NAIDP groupchat, and you can't join, sorry."
"That's cool, I'm part of MOB $QUAD and Hamids Squad, bruh did you see the beef that happened between iranikanjari and Shaun Singh?"
"Holy fucking shit, that was intense !!!!!"
"I'm part of all these groupchats, does that mean I'm in Brown Twitter?"
"Bitch you gotta get a tweet stolen by @Indian_Stats, or get blocked by him! Did you know he's a pedophile?"
"Everyone knows that, the screenshots are posted everywhere. By the way, I am blocked. In fact, he blocks everyone on BT who has 1k followers, he thinks we're 'powerful' lmao."
"Lmao bruh what an ugly ass pussy"
Twitter Stickers are another name for a bumper stickers. They both convey an opinion in a minimum of words.
Me: Omg - that's hilarious - look at that guy's bumper sticker.
Him: What does it say:
Me: It says, "How am I driving? How does a car really work?. How does a loving God allow such much pain."
Him: Well we certainly knows where he stands. Bumper stickers - the original twitter!
Me. They're twitter stickers
The queen of stan twitter who reigns supreme above all.
has superior music taste
a white twink
“omg hi bestie morticia”
“MORTICIA”
Morticia (stan twitter) definition: hot
When the tweet you planned to post goes past the character limit, then you cut, change and edit, so you can fit it into one tweet. After you post it, you realize you left in/out a random word or had text/punctuation in the wrong place that makes it sound weird.
"By the time I realized my twitter dyslexia, people had already liked and re-tweeted it"
Of a person who is overly sensitive and gets offended very easily. Even if it wasn't meant to be offensive.
This type of people can be found both inside and outside of the internet, but most reside on Twitter.
Shut the fuck up Sarah! Why you gotta be so Twitter Sensitive.