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Bags of weed

Means a pound of weed

“Nigga I just picked up 6 bags of weed got um for the low too”

by Kilo47 November 9, 2020


weed trap

A stretch of space one encounters that carries a strong scent of marijuana. Unlike a speed trap, a weed trap is often unexpected and won't ruin your day.

Joe snickered as he strolled through two weed traps during his afternoon walk and drove through a third on the way to the dentist.

by bobo76 November 16, 2021


T-Weed

Is tweeting when youre high. Adverb

I am t-weeding

by ARMW November 3, 2021


weed power

Where your stoned out of your mind an you are pro at everything

The other day I had weed power while I was playing basketball

by bdm 71715 September 7, 2015


Weed goblin

A person who hordes weed or smokes huge amounts not to get high but just for the sake of consuming it

"Hey this joint is almost halfway done you should roll another"
"Dude stop being such a weed goblin its not gonna walk away"

by Jack.ingoff January 6, 2022


Weed contrail

Also, weed contrail. The odiferous trail left behind an automobile in which significant amounts of smoked marijuana is being consumed.

From weed, slang for marijuana, and contrail, the condensation trail left behind by a jet airplane at high altitude. see also the conspiracy theorist's variant weed chemtrail.

The crew in that car must be very high - it's leaving behind a weed contrail.

by x Chicagoan April 21, 2017


Wack-Weeding

A term defining the act of yanking your hella fucking erect cock while under the influence of that sticky-icky weed.

JACOB: (as if talking to a long time friend) Okay. I'll see you later. I've got to get my daily wack-weeding session in.

KYLE: (awakes in a dazed cold swear) Who are you? How did you get into our house?

KATIE: (pleas of a broken woman) Please leave! Get out!

JORDAN: (catatonic) I'm in the wrong dimension.

by Absurdividend November 22, 2018