Defend Yo Self

When your receiving and ass-whopping of such a high caliber that a spectator must instruct you on how to "DEFEND YO SELF"

when your watching a fight and one of the fighters is basically a punching bag and you must shout "Defend yo Self" man!!!!!

oh my yo

An alternative to the popular saying "oh my god". It is used similarly, to express happiness, anger, or confusion.

person1: oh my yo wtf are you doing??
person2: i am watching the new dhar mann video so stfu oh my yo you're so annoying

bang yo ass

beat up; used frequently by small,weak black people and or wiggers, usually in defense of insignificance; if used more then three times in less then two sentences then the black person/wigger threatening with the "banging" is most likely a pussy.

Frank: Stop clownin bitch.

Jeremy: Fuck that shit cuh, i'll bang yo ass!

Put Yo Record On

Verb. A term for someone who's getting down hardcore, generally in the partying sense, or displaying extreme excitement.

Kudos to them, if you will.

"Brenda put a record on last night after she got that new job."

"Girl, you betta put yo record on tonight if we're Goin' Steady."

"I can't believe Flight of the Conchords are coming to town. I just put a record on in my pants."

beat yo feet

a type of dance found in DC/Maryland go-go's; This is DC/marylands exclusive dance don't go around sayin u made it up.

Person1: You goin to the gogo.
Person2: Fo Sho ima be beatin my feet.

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Shut yo dick

Another way of telling someone to "shut up"

Shut yo dick, nigga!

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[fart yo self]

When your over indulge in an acoholic beverage or consume more calories than the food pyramid suggests the gas of your ass fills your stomach that you have to fart to the point of explosion.fart yo self

fart yo self DAMN, that bloated bitch drank so much wine that she complained her stomach hurt!!! I said, "Ho fart'yo'self!"

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