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In New York State; Vestal, there is a story that has been going around since 1844. The tale is 'Farmer Brown'. Farmer brown woke up a night to his daughter being gone, she was murdered for a satanic ritual. He went on a murderous rampage, killing 13 children. Eventually the town found him in choconut creek, also known today as the witches forest of new york, he was killed.
Farmer Brown New York was a bad man.
Literally every book that exists, used to exist, and will exist
X: This is book is the best!
The Book Yeah I’m something of a New York Times Bestseller myself
X: nvm every book is one
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Me: Wow! This book cool!
The Book: Yeah! I’m somewhat of a New York Times Bestseller myself!
Me: Oh nvm this book is so unoriginal
The act of splurging on new clothes only to have them covered in semen and baked at 327 degrees for 39 hours then eating said clothing.
I brought some New York hot pocket to my friends baby shower
...and we're dancing in the grocery store and I love you but I don't know if I like you anymore...
"Did you hear that song New York Summer"
"Why does it exist?"
A twist on the traditional cream pie and New York version of holding the woman’s vagina well ejaculating so that it looks just like a replica of a New York style pizza or calzone with Alfredo sauce
I was with Sally last night in New York and I cream pied like I knew she’d like it so I turned her to the side and I ate it like a New York Pie.