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Jason that half bald plumber that lives in the house with the lions. Jason a not all there and he hears voices. Jason is one weird guy.
Cross the road Jason is coming.
Oh no Jason is peeing in the dog food
a jerk with no friend Jeremy and nate jake franky and he lives in a box and is not cool
jason is dum
Jason is a nice guy, he usually does not like to fight. He can be smart, but kind of lazy and weird sometimes. Nicknames for Jason can be Jace,Jayce,Jay,or JJ.
Justin: Hey! I heard we got a new kid today!
Liam: I know, I hope they won’t be mean.
Jason: Hello everyone! My name is Jason, and I would like to make some new friends today!
The most amazing gentleman you will ever meet. He enjoys the simple things in life. Comes from a big family so has a big heart. Family and friends mean the world to him. When he loves something he puts his everything into it, so don't get in his way. No matter how many struggles he faces he will put himself last and care for others before him. Generally, he is a people person and is great at reading people and talking to them about their problems. He would never intentionally hurt your feelings and would even go as far as to pity kissing someone to protect their feelings.
Mindblowingly handsome. A sexy brunette with a brown-green twinkly eyes. Not the tallest man in the world but the perfect body for a great cuddle. He loves a girl who will let lose and dance like nobody is watching.
He enjoys a great sense of fashion, a red jacket will blow his mind away. Brunettes are usually his type. Likes a good Charlie.
Girl: Do not get with her
*Jason* gets with her
A Jason is someone with extreme emotional intensity. He either wants to love you to death or hack you to bits with his machete. There is no in between. Either way, it’s a privilege. He’s always up for adventures and epic quests. A free spirit, he’s constantly getting in trouble by not confirming to social norms. Clever as a fox, he’s able to talk his way in or out of any situation by shifting your perspective and making you laugh. He will one-up you to your delight. He’s a lovable rapscallion who fully embraces the Angel in himself and the devil in himself.
“Yo, I just met this dude who packed a lifetime worth of shenanigans into one weekend, and I am both shook and hooked.” “Oh snap, sounds like you got yourself a Jason”
“If you are the result of a live child between the entire cast of The Hangover and Captain Jack Sparrow, your name is probably Jason”
When you hit a shot in golf, and the ball goes either out of bounds or into a hazard, rather than play a provisional or hit a lateral hazard, you drop the ball as if you hit it straight.
Jake: technically you should have dropped it back where you entered the water.
Josh: no worries, it's a jason.