A very good looking male who has a very large asset for the ladies. His identity is a mystery. His favorite song is sexy can i. He likes mrs. Green. Her ass is nice and tits are big. He is best friends with jeffrey oliverio.
Richard pounder will pay you a visit is his favorite pickup line.
the state of being so drunk you are closer to death than being alive.
Dude we got badass richard drunk.
Richard R Figueroa is a nice and loving guy. He is always there for you and is always loving towards everyone and everything.
Person: Hey dude see Richard Rene Figueroa?
Person 2: Yes, Yes I see him.
"Never assume the impossible of the ambiguous"
You know, when you assume somebody meant something impossible, rather than correctly infer what they clearly meant you look like a jerk. It's Richard's law.
A beautiful human, but a very pessimistic person who only dresses in black and loves billie eilish, can be a cunt but you can’t resist him
“I saw this mysterious man dressed in black listening to billie and now I’m in love!” Said girl 1 “oh that must be mark richards” said girl 2
A Person who is very honest and doesn't lie in a situation
That guys such a Richard Morales. What a pal
When a male with a huge cock slaps a girl in the face while recieving head and leaves a red mark accross the person giving heads face.
My girl toothed my dick so I got her back with an Angry richard.