Hamza's Noodle Arms

This is a definition to explain " hamza's noodle arms ".... lmao it's real because he is a young teenage boy who has noodle arms yet still works out, but that doesn't make sense because when u work out u gain muscles. Nope this condition is when u work out your really gaining noodles. This condition can't be treated.

I have hamza's noodle arms but i work out

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Fudge-noodle-cake

for when you want to say f**k but you can’t

Oh fudge-noodle-cake!

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Skiggly Doodle Noodle

An usually flaccid & averagely sized wiener prone to flop in the wind of warm climates.

Josh's skiggly doodle noodle was cutely dancing, as if it were at a party in the warm summer breeze.

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Vietnamese Noodle Sandwich

National dish of Vietnam. The precise way in which it is made is a closely-guarded secret, handed down only by Vietnamese mothers to their daughters. However, the ingredients are public knowledge:

2 nubile Vietnamese women (if unavailable, substitute 2 Hmongs)
1 noodle (firm to touch)
2 meatballs
4 bamboo canes (for support)

Cook for approximate 1 hour. Once cooked, the ingredients will be covered in a tasty, nutritious gelatinous soup.

"Once you have tasted a Vietnamese noodle sandwich, you will never go back".

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blowing your noodle

When one's noodle is too hot for another persons mouth they must blow on it to cool it down.

Blaze's noodle was too hot so Cassidy said, "would you mind blowing your noodle" so it can feel nice in my mouth."

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Beat that Cup Noodle

Hittin that pussy up, Hard.

1. Yo I'm a beat that cup noodle like a mutha fucka.

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noodle cock

ed no erection. trying to fuck without hard on wet noodling it

screw you noodle cock.

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