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Sarah is the most beautiful, sweet girl you will ever meet. She is very intelligent and always puts her friends before her troubles. She is any boy's dream girl and she doesn't know how many guys love her. Sarah is a quiet, but very brave girl who will stand up for friends in a crisis. She is the hottest girl in the universe. She has stalkers, and is so huggable and kind. Ol' bums get jealous of when other guys like her. She is a princess and always deserves the best!!
Blond haired, tall best friend: "Hey you should meet my friend Sarah McKee."
Ol' bum: "I have! We talk all the time on Skype at night!! In love!!!"
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McCain: I need to shake up my presidential ticket. After all, I'm 70... I'll call Sarah Palin, the Alaska superbitch!
Palin: I'm right here sir! Your very own good looking superbitch!
McCain: Yay!
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A French expression or colloquialism translated to English as "What will be will be a pale, crazy, stupid, shiftless, Evangelical (read: counter-Christian), mentally-ill broad from Alaska."
Also, the dumbest chick I'd ever wanna fuck.
Also, the best sex Sen. John McCain ever had.
Also, the shank with who Scott Palin has only ever gotten "sloppy-seconds."
Guy 1: "What is the shankist thing on Earth?"
Guy 2: "Well, as the French say, 'Sarah Palin!'"
Hell yeah, I'd do Sarah Palin! Just shove a sock in her mouth and do your business!
Guy 1: "Has Sarah Palin ever done just one guy at a time?"
Guy 2: "Not when Scott Palin has ever been a part of it!"
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Common name for facebook stalkers. Most commonly stalk young females by adding their unrelated friends
We think Carmen Sanders is pulling a Sarah Higgs on us
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AKA Winniefred AKA Sarebear AKA Sir-rah. a naturally zanny and hilarious girl. amazing gymnyst and awesome cheerleader. owns a cute dog , to enjoy the movie inception. super smart and creative. OMG MY COMPUTER SMOKES WEED.
look at Sarah G. do her flips!
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Food that is Gluten-Free, Corn-Free, Dairy-Free, Soy-Free, Casein-Free, non GMO, Fully Organic, artificial coloring free, dye free, preservative-free, salt-free, mango-free, avocado-free, coconut-free, sesame-free, palm oil-free, cottonseed oil free, sorghum-free, tomato free, sulfate-free, sulfite-free, nitrate-free, nitrite-free, MSG-free, peanut-free, pistachios-free, and Red #5 free.
Freeze, don't eat that soup! It might not be Sarah-Safe, we're out of Epi-Pens, and I'm too drunk to drive you to the hospital.
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A simple girl from Rochester, with a fetish in the "art" of gaysian porn
Gaysian porn is so moving says Sarah Wiegand
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