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when someone is so unattractive that they can literally chase the hungry dogs off a meat truck.
"Dude, that girl is so ugly she could chase hungry dogs off a meat truck."
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Meaning you love someone far too much to even put into words, taken from a little brother who could not describe how much he loved his family so he would use trucks and cars to explain.
Also, much better then loving someone like a firetruck, just fyi.
Love you like a f'ing dump truck b-bear.
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After a day at the beach, dipping one's sandy testicles into another's mouth while defecating on their forehead or chest
Last night you looked like a Dallas Dump Truck dumping Cincinnati Sandbags
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A member of opposite sex that although possibly attractive is just too fat to put it to. Opposite of a butta face.
Janet is is cute and all, but a bit too much sand for my little truck.
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TTHS Syndrome is commonly diagnosed after being addicted to the magnificent song of Two Trucks - Lemon Demon. The TTHS is usually charged with lots of secondary effects, for example, becoming an XSTP type of the MBTI typing system, being aroused by cars or mechanical transport media, being known as a '' carfucker '', not giving a shit about listening to different versions of the song, knowing the lyrics, expressing freely the love for the song, etc.
This Syndrome was registered in MBTI OVERLOAD server, our first case was our dear friend, Mr Carsex. He brought the syndrome to us, so yeah, it's highly conatgious, not deadly tho.
example I:
a. Oh, Mr Carsex? why's that your name?
b. I have TTHS syndrome, wanna have it?
a. Sure!
example II:
a. Do you wanna know what TTHS Syndrome (Two Trucks Havin' Sex Syndrome) is?
Dirty Truck Stop Grilled Cheese Winch's are frequently found along major highway routes such as Route 66, US 20, and I-90. There are similar to a succubus but instead of sexual desire they lure you in with cheaply made grilled cheese sandwich's. There are not a lot of findings as to their motivation. Major philosophers have pondered their intent for centuries. Their origins trace back to ancient Greece where they would troll the streets and woods. Plato once philosophized that "the Grilled Cheese Winch of the woods only logical purpose is to disrespect Zeus's lone weakness; his inability to process dairy". Modern day DTSGSW's have been linked poor productive in truck drivers drive times and their waist lines. The second coming of the DTSGSW's have led to a 634% increase in elastic banded pant sales at gas stations across the country. They have almost sorority like gatherings where it is rumored they discuss tactics, wardrobe, and types of cheese. Recently Sargento Cheese Experts released a statement saying "they are concerned that cheese prices may be on the rise due to the growing demand being created by the mysterious truck stop woman". Lucky for the public, the DTSGCW have started to brand themselves with large tattoos. If you ever see DTSGCW lettering on someone, please proceed with caution and realize the risks involved with these women. Famous DTSGCW who have now moved on to other careers include Monica Lewinsky, Madonna, Lady Gaga and Amanda Bynes.
Timmy, keep an eye out for those Dirty Truck Stop Grilled Cheese Winch's at the next gas station.
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How you say "sorry bud i am heading to food trucks" through an email while driving.
"Hey, do you want to hang out at lunch?"
"Sorry bud in heading yo food trucks"
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