3/4 wrap around

When a person has a bowel movement that wraps 3/4's of the way around the bowl.

Dude, check out this picture of the 3/4 wrap around I laid today!

Ring Around the Collard Burger

A burger that comes with collard greens

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Ring Around the Collard Burger, you should try it!"

Lough bhoy reach around

Taking a woman from behind while reaching around and sticking your fingers down her throat. This causes her to get sick and clench her pussy tighter!! The name comes from an area in kilkenny!

i was taking a woman from behind and gave her a Lough Bhoy reach around!

i don't fuck around

Usually used in situations where fucking around is not permitted. Hardcore "non-fuckers" will often let people know of their "fucking" status by constantly letting them know by saying "Yo, I'm not fucking around here." They might even apply it to specific examples such as, "I was most definitely not fucking around on that test." People who do fuck around are often looked down upon, unless they can justify the act of fucking around that they were doing, are doing, or are planning to do. A few examples of the justification of fucking around are: if it is the first day of a month (especially if that day is a friday), if it's raining on Boston on the day the fucking around is occurring, if physical education is taking place on that day. Justifications must be completely outlandish, but they also must be said with a completely serious face or else you will have been caught fucking around and further ridiculed for doing so.

Yo Bazin, how'd you do in that game yesterday?

I scored like four goals. I don't fuck around man.

around the world with a stop at peru

the act of licking your partner's entire body and finishing with a prolonged rimjob

"This girl was so hot that even after I shot my load I went around the world with a stop at Peru!"

don't beat around the bush

Meaning: Get staight to the point.
Origin: This saying originated in the 15th century when men started using it to describe that they souldn't masterbate or "beat" when a "bush" or vagina is around. Instead, they should just "get to the point" and have sexual intercousre.

Bob: "Well ... I kinda ... maybe ... sorta ..."
Jim: "Don't beat around the bush and just tell me!"
Jon: "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Josh: "True that!"

whipping your dick around

1. Exhibiting dominance in such a manner that you are compelled to unzip your pants and hit people with your meat.

2. Sticking it to someone so badly in fantasy football as if you are simply wagging your penis in your opponents face.

3. Exerting yourself as the alpha male by hitting other men in the face with your dick.

1. I knew David was in a groove when he dropped his pants and whipped his dick around the living room.

2. Damn Zach, why you gotta be whipping your dick around after hitting that basket?