aisle 5

place where trailer trash mexicans go when theyre told to stfu

ex)Proverb to aisle 5!
ex)mop up in aisle 5!

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Fantastic 5

5 Baritone players that awe Mr.Stevens with a wall of sound at set 6A.

stevens You guys over there need to sound like the fantastic 5 over there (points at us)
Andrew (finger snaps)

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$5-poker

A guy (or girl) that will poke anyone you want for only 5 bucks. The quality of these services are not as good as with a $10-poker.

I sendt my $5-poker to poke the principal in my school, but he failed!

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January 5

National kissing day

“Hey, it’s January 5th! Come kiss me!”
“Why?”

“Because on January 5th it’s National kissing day!”

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January 5

hypothetical your bf day lmao just do it then

January 5: Damn she would hypothetical me right now

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3 for 5

Someone gives 5 minutes of head for 3 dollars

I heard that your ex is doing 3 for 5

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The Tactical 5

retarded variation of tactical two

The Tactical 5 takes more than twice as long

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