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A large, scratchy, asshole-stretching turd-bomb, followed by a more comfortably sliding-out fecal extrusion. The bear, large and combative, all claws and fangs, makes a big splash as he enters the water, before giving way to the dachshund, designed for slipping easily through holes in the snow to retrieve downed quail.
I feel better now after seeing The Bear and the Dachshund
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The most accurate simulation of a bear driving a car currently available, and quite possibly the second coming of Jesus.
Who is driving that car? Oh my God, a bear is driving! How can that be?!
ENVIRO-BEAR
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Someone who orders drinks and slides them onto everyone else's tabs and walks out crunk and a $10 bill. Unfortunately Karma is a bitch and that $10 tab evolves into a $5000 legal fee for all the trouble she's bound to get herself in.
Bear Wench: wtf I had 2 beers and a chupakabra and my bill is $150?!?! Where's the bear?!
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A game played by many players, after one person has committed a fart annother opponent can say 'bear' causing the farter to get down on all fours and growl loudly to imitate a grizzly bear. If the one who committed the fart says 'safety no bear' before someone else in the area can say bear then he/she is safe from the punishment.
Teacher: " there will be no Bear Game going on today!!"
Friends farts* "Bear haha got you"
Gets on floor* "ROAR"
Friends quiet farts* "Safety no bear!"
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Southern.
1. An imagined monster. similar to the "Boogy man",(or, as in the south "Booger Man") except outdoors.
2. the cause of dog's agitated barking, when no obvious reason presents itself.
3. In a variation of tag, the player (usually a boy) who is "It" hides in the backyard, while the other players (usually girls) lock arms and skip around the house starting from the front yard, singing "Ain't no booger bears out tonight, 'cause Daddy killed them all"
...the "Booger Bear" then leaps from hiding and chases them.
a rustle in the underbrush, at twilight or after dark may be only the wind, or it may be a Booger Bear.
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pet name; sign of affection and endearment
Ramero will forever be my Boo bear <3
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Some old lady let out a bear cough during church, i almost pissed myself laughing so hard
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