the beast with one back

To relieve oneself of carnal desire while experiencing personnel shortages..
To knock one out.
To unwind the clockweights.
The unloading of crew from the submarine.
To furiously masturbate.

"What a darned inopportune time to ring me,I was getting seriously aroused at the sight of J-Lo in this flashdance knockoff music video,and was about to make the beast with one back.....Now fuck off while i av a wank.

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Hose Beast

typically a Hose Beast is a Beast who is hose

damn did u see her, she was the Beast who is Hose.

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two headed beast

A euphemism for a couple engaging in sexual intercourse.

I walked into my dorm room, only to find a two headed beast working up a fuck storm!

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BEAST-loaf

A semi-acronym for a particular type of processed sandwich loaf, in this case, Brain, Eyeball, Anus, Snout, and Tail loaf. *Deluxe* BEAST-loaf costs a little more and is made up of: Brain, Eyeball, Anus, Snout, and *Titty*.

At Arkansas wedding receptions they typically serve Moon Pies and BEAST-loaf sandwiches.

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beauty and da beast

A good looking woman who prefers to date men based on personality, financial status, social status, while disregarding looks.

Look at that ugly looking dude all over that hot babe. Reminds me of beauty and da beast. Bitch must be after his money.

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Beast with two Backaches

Old people sex!

When we do make the beast with two backaches, our onomatopoeia is less "ooh" and "ahh" than "crack" and "help".
Credit Chris Onstad

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Buck Beast & Wild

A form a Virginia Krunk, a V.A. twist of Krumping, nothing from the Hyphy Movement. Clowning is also a part of it too.

Chris Brown Buck Beast & Wilds in his video "Gimme That".