Hose Beast

typically a Hose Beast is a Beast who is hose

damn did u see her, she was the Beast who is Hose.

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two headed beast

A euphemism for a couple engaging in sexual intercourse.

I walked into my dorm room, only to find a two headed beast working up a fuck storm!

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BEAST-loaf

A semi-acronym for a particular type of processed sandwich loaf, in this case, Brain, Eyeball, Anus, Snout, and Tail loaf. *Deluxe* BEAST-loaf costs a little more and is made up of: Brain, Eyeball, Anus, Snout, and *Titty*.

At Arkansas wedding receptions they typically serve Moon Pies and BEAST-loaf sandwiches.

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beauty and da beast

A good looking woman who prefers to date men based on personality, financial status, social status, while disregarding looks.

Look at that ugly looking dude all over that hot babe. Reminds me of beauty and da beast. Bitch must be after his money.

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Beast with two Backaches

Old people sex!

When we do make the beast with two backaches, our onomatopoeia is less "ooh" and "ahh" than "crack" and "help".
Credit Chris Onstad

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Hype Beast Sheep

A Sheep with a off-white belt, a flannel, an e-boy haircut, a jawline, AF1s on all four feet and instead of saying "Baaaaa" it goes Faaaaxxxxx"

Bruh, Peep that Hype Beast Sheep over there!

Shit eating beast

Any animal, monster, or thing that disgusts you upon seeing it

Girl: Did i miss anything in the movie? Man: Just a couple shit eating beasts