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When one's partner (aka the "little spoon") passes gas or farts on you while in the spoon position.
Bridget and I were spooning when I felt a sudden burst of warm air on my leg. I can't believe she gave me an Irish Bed Bomb.
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a weirdo or crazy person; one who is certifiable or nuts; a lunatic.
Ya have to admit it...the guy's a fuckin' bug!
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Stupid kids that cry for every little thing. And when you call them a baby, they cry some more.
Shut up cry baby pee pee bed wetter!
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Used instead of " someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning" for when the person looks really annoyed/ angry
jack: Geez that lady over there looks like shes gonna destroy something
John: someone found their partner in the wrong bed this morning
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having to get up and socialize but wanting to go back to bed, choosing not to socialize.
person 1: "yo dude!"
person 2: "nope. not today im going back to bed."
person 1: "oh- okay then-"
A comeback that people say when someone says, " I bet you are terrible at sex." Or other comebacks. Then that person would come back and say, " That's not what your Mom said in bed last night."
Guy #1: Your dick is probably the size of half of a raisin.
Guy#2: That's not what your Mom said in bed last night.
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Referring to who have you had sex with
sex whose bed have your boots been under
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