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Short for Boomerang. For example, a kidult failing to make their way in life, thus never able to completely cut the apron strings from mum and dad. Thus returning home to said mum and dad when the latest venture fails and need to return home for some free food and digs. All the while hating on said parents for actually managing their own formative years to provide for themselves and their selfish kids.
Like a boomerang, every time I chuck out his useless ass he returns like a Boomerang, hence the nickname for incompetent late age kids Boomer.
Boomers disease (Bumeris Ignaris) is a condition affecting the Cerebellum.
Symptoms include: Denouncing increasing technological superiority to previous devices, Disregarding the great mental and physical benefits of new technology, The creation of hypocritical cartoons, Animations, Or just simple media (Articles, Etc) And the belief of superiority over newer generations.
According to research, Symptoms usually start to occur between the ages of 47 - 60, And usually the person experiencing these symptoms has contracted Boomers disease at the age of 44 - 54.
Other symptoms and effects have been suggested over the years and are being tested and proven by scientists in the University of Broland, Led by professor S. Rolf.
The Condition is very common among the baby boomer generation (1946 – 1964) And is becoming an increasing problem.
Person 1: The patient has been confirmed to have contracted the condition.
Person 2: Which condition?
Person 1: Boomers Disease
Person 2: God save him
A person from the baby boomer generation or really anyone who is older than the person using the word, usually used if said person is being annoying or talking bad about a younger generation. Sometimes used in a joking way among friends.
"LMAO, ok boomer"
"Karen is being such a boomer"
To give a definition of the term boomer to anyone who asks I will give a description of what one may be like. Ok so there is a woman let’s name her Karen Smith. Karen smith spends her time helicopter parenting her children and giving as many judgemental comments as possible. Karen Smith is not open minded and she honestly thinks she has all the given knowledge because she reads the Bible, and looks at YouTube videos on how to cure every illness with some type of herb or essential oils and she reads some sort of conspiracy type bullshit on Facebook. Karen is usually the loudest person in the room; she will yell at you to keep your inside voice but that rule will never apply to her. She constantly tells her children how much better she was at everything and how much more she has suffered then them when her children simply just asked for some advice. Karen is demanding, Karen will ask to see the manager at restaurants and will always blame the poor waitress for everything. Karen is homophobic, racist, and sexist, even though she claims not to be because she has friends that happen to be one of those things. In summary Karen is a boomer for the love of tits please do not be a boomer thank you 😌
Let’s be honest now. You know a person who is a boomer it may even be yourself if your looking up what it means.
It is someone, usually from older generations (such as x or baby boomer) who has a set of behaviors rooted from the insecurity of being obsolete or unimportant.
Boomer, in this case, DOES NOT refer to the generation, but to said personality trait.
Behaviors such as diminishing the potential for new technologies or shaming those who use it;
Dismissing younger people or behaviors associated with them;
Beating others for fun;
Attributing problems caused by themselves to younger people or cellphones;
Humiliating, mocking or gaslighting your wife/husband;
Feeling offended for not being treated as above others, especially minors;
Are all common behaviors among boomers.
- I wish I could mute my wife.
- Harold, isn't it a bit boomer? If you don't like her, why did you marry her?