Shoulder bowling

The act of rushing through a crowd of people and slamming your shoulders into strangers as you hurry to a destination.

I was shoulder bowling people all day because my boss had me rushing back and forth between the office and the factory. blocking, crowd blocking, shoving, pushing, ramming, hitting

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street bowling

the act of tearing clothes off while running down the street. most end up almost naked, but some go the extra mile by pulling off even their underwear.

i love street bowling because cartwheels are so much funner naked!

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community bowl

A community bowl is when you're at a party getting rowdy and start to get hungry. So you and a couple friends find a big bowl, fill it with cereal and milk, then eat it while yelling "COMMUNITY BOWL!!" lots.

ben: *pours whole box of frosted flakes in cereal bowl followed by milk* "Dig in boys!
kirk: COMMUNITY BOWL!!!
ryley: COMMUNITY BOWL!!
thomas: COMMUNITY BOWL!!
ben: COUPLE SCOOPS FUCK YER GIRL RIGHT EHHHHHHH!!

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Mastadon Bowl

A giant bowl of weed that is typically loaded when there are two or more smokers present. Often times it will be topped off with a layer of keef.

"One small bowl for man, one giant bowl for mankind." - Kneel Armstawng when he found the first "mastadon bowl" on the moon.

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bowl stainer

brown streaks left in the bowl after taking a crap

I peered into the stall and saw one of my coworkers bowl staining.

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bowl troll

Any sweaty, unattractive female notorious for getting in the way of the male skateboarders. Commonly found at contests on hot summer days.

"Brah! Peep that gnarly bowl troll gettin steezy on the deathbox!"

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Bowling For Soup

Terrible band with a nonsense song about the 80s. Less punk than Avril. Will be remembered (or forgotten) by most as a one hit wonder.

Springsteen! Madonna! Way before Nirvana!

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