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Bumps on a Boat

Phrase for when you are looking for an excuse to lefel it up.

Means let's go on a boat ride in canden and consume lefels.

Let's go take bumps on a boat

by Lil Shroom October 28, 2023


Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.

Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"

by Trusted Mammal September 3, 2021


bump dirties

A death threat of epic proportions

Guy: You want to bump dirties?

Girl: How dare you threaten my life.

by Jerome the Black Mamba April 14, 2011


bumping gash

Lesbian sex

My girlfriend and my sister were bumping gash behind my back.

by Nobambi September 10, 2012


Reno Bumps

A raised, red rash on one's genital region, either malignant or benign, symptomatic of a sexually transmitted infection that is currently unknown to medical science.

Commonly contracted after having engaged in sexual congress with a resident of--or while oneself a resident of--Reno, Nevada.

"I was in the shower this morning and I noticed that I've got these weird bumps on my dick."
"Dude! You got the Reno Bumps?"
"What's that?"
"Nobody knows. Probably from that fat chick who got you wasted and took you home the other night!"

by El Ranchero Sucio January 11, 2013


Bare butt peter bumps

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.

1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.

by Esckabar February 5, 2021


Bare butt peter bumps

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.

1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.

by Esckabar February 5, 2021