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I think the general definition here is a penis that's wider than it is long, but I've also heard that it can mean a short penis that instead of growing, the head resected into the guy's body and the rest of the skin just hangs down over the hole that was formed when the head dissapeared and its really short and there's virtually nothing there
"Look at my chode!"
"You don't have anything there! Shut up!"
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A person who is fatter than they are tall.
Look at Serpis, he is such a chode.
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All of you are so, so, so terribly wrong.
The "Chode" is that magical, squishy, batter-like material which is expelled from the climaxing penis.
As in: "Oh, my gawd! He had a GIANT load of chode!"
Or, "He pulled out and shot a long rope of chode right across the bridge of her nose."
And, "His chode smelled like an ammonia-based floor cleaner."
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1.Insulting someone by saying there penis is wider than it is long.
2.Nickname for someone who can't get any women or is a homo.
1.Daves chode is blocking my view, shut up chode.
2.Daves just a stupid chode
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A hammer chode meant for the soul purpose of banging, It's nature is unknown by many.. but it gets shit done. This is a chode with potential.
"Jesus! Is that the Loch Ness monster?"
"Nawh,. It's just my Hammer Chode."
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The act of squabbing on a chode.
Variation - Chode Squabbin
"Chode Squabbling, in the USA, I've been Chode Squabbin in the USA"
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1.) A very specialized method of stimulating not only the prostate, but surrounding items as well, such as muscles, nerves, tissues, blood, and a slew of the same near the anus. It involves either a normally erect penis, finger, medical stimulating electrode, dildo, racketball, or any other item that can apply a fair amount of pressure to the said area: chode; the pubic region between the bottom of the testicles all the way down to the lower edge of the anus. The object of the sexual partner or self gratification: masturbation is to produce either sensations to obtain an erection for the purpose of other forms of sexual pursuits. However, if constant impact of either an erect penis or otherwise is persistent, it may well result in not only a very active center of nerves and sexual organs, but may well achieve an explosive orgasm. 2.) The act of chode probing, or, any act of the same nature as outlined in detail in 1.).
Gay Sex: "No penetration, just a wonderful 'chode probe'!"
Hetrosexual Encounter: "Raul wasn't very excited until I pulled out my largest, life like, dildo and pounded him silly until he came five minutes later. Raul really loves his 'chode probes'!"
Introspective Literary Work: He kept slamming his sister's huge dildo against his 'chode' area for almost an hour. Finally, he pounded heavier and faster than before. As he came, the satisfied man realized that his 'chode probe' had definitely paid off!"
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