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something you say when you in a movie and gonna fight the juggernaut
big cgi fight coming up
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Hamsters come from
when a daddy hamster and a mommy hamster love each other VERY much...
"by the way, where do hamsters come from?"
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A counter-strike team which derives its skill from both the cock of Satan and rainbows. They often spend their free time verbally abusing pre-teens over the internet.
Bulldozer with flames coming out the back raped me like I rape my wife when she's drugged up on Prozac. -jame^s
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Appeal to pseudo authority figures, such as celebrities, made by morons who have no clue, or original opinions, about real-life issues.
A: "But Bro... how do I react to my bossy wife?"
B: "Watch Die Hard again."
A: "Fuck!... What?"
B: Come on, He´s Bruce Willis... He knows best."
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A well-known phrase that’s very applicable today to our 45th POTUS and the impeachment inquiry which essentially means that if you treat others badly, it will come back to you eventually.
Well my dearest Benedict Donald, what goes around comes around.
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A lack of sexual relations in a man-woman relationship.
She says: Don't get married for at least two years. As far as I'm concerned, Jack doesn't come out of the box until the end of the first year.
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TW!! (yes this is me actually venting!):So one time i was on discord and I was making memes and somehow some mf just came in, screamed COME ON FUCK ME EMO BOY and sent illegal images.
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