jack doesn't come out of the box

A lack of sexual relations in a man-woman relationship.

She says: Don't get married for at least two years. As far as I'm concerned, Jack doesn't come out of the box until the end of the first year.

come on fuck me emo boy

bruh wtf

TW!! (yes this is me actually venting!):So one time i was on discord and I was making memes and somehow some mf just came in, screamed COME ON FUCK ME EMO BOY and sent illegal images.

girl will you come to my hotel

The rap song music video "Hotel" by Cassidy

An immature song that consists of faggoty hand signols in the motion six.
These motion get fucking annoying when watching this boneheaded music video.

This song if listen to will be stuck in your head for many years to come

Girl you wanna come to my hotel, baby I will leave you my room key - Cassidy

National coming out as a furry day

October 20th is national coming out as a furry day in honor of all people who dress as animals for a hobby :) !

Wow guys guess what! It's national coming out as a furry day!! Surprise!

are you coming to the party?

what you say when you mean you wanna go to the movies.

-mary are you coming to the party?
-sure, simon alice in wonderland right?
-yup, at 7:20pm 3D atlantis.

where do babies come from

The one question your 5 year old will ask you about until you lose your shit and you can't handle it no more

nibba: where do babies come from?
Mom: shut the fuck up

somebody come scratch my balls

what to say when either:

A) you have extremely itchy balls!!

B) you want to get people to shut the fuck up

C)there is an unbearably awkward silence

Red: damn its quiet in this bitch

Blue: i got the solution for that. *clears throat* SOMEBODY COME SCRATCH MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Green: WHAT THE FUCK???

Blue: there, silence broken

Red: you are a fucking moron