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Where a city boy dresses up as a cowboy for the 10 days of Cheyenne Frontier Days, but after it's all over they relentlessly bully all the real cowboys.
Hey there's a 10 day cowboy over there
Cheese eaten by real Cowboys. It is creamy and delicious, however some Cowboys like it only on Wednesdays.
Trump: hey Obama want some Cowboy Cheese?
Obama: no it's Sunday my dude I can't eat it.
One who is constantly on the water or wishes they were
You're just a real Water Cowboy
When you bear hug another man and shape your two fingers and thumb like a gun to finger his arse
Don't make me give you a cowboy hug
An individual, usually male, that attires oneself in Western Wear for the sole purpose of getting attention. Normally has no logical reason for said attire, as the individual in question did not grow up on a ranch, and did not have a career attempting to remain upright on an angry bull.
Usually spotted at "Line Dancing Night", other bars, or in major metropolitan areas trying to be "cool" hundreds of miles away from the nearest real "Cowboys".
Usually are going through an identity crisis and treat women like horse shit which they have never stepped in.
Identified by; cowboy boots, plaid shirt, t-shirt that has nothing to do with country at all, and a pre-requisite "Cowboy" hat. Big silver belt, The most desperate will also showcase a "Bolo" tie, which can be used to strangle the offending "wannabe".
Favors weak, tasteless, flaccid beer such as "Budlight" or "Budweiser" or "Coors".
"Look at that wannabe cowboy, the only heiffer he's touched today is that fat girl he's grinding"
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One whose eye is known to oogle in the direction of a wayward breast, particularly when displayed on the skype window in the upper corner of a screen.
Look at the glimmer in the trash cowboy's eye. Looks like he's caught a glimpse of some nubile young flesh.
When you think he's going to grab his saddle but he grabs your balls instead
I though we'were going to take the the horses out and Gary went for a cowboy reach around