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A really fat whore who is so fat that her stomach is comparable to the utters of a cow. Usually a woman who eats 7-10 meals a day.
Girl 1- OMG did u see that three titted cow????
Girl 2- FUCK!!! that chick is so fat.
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A fatal brain disease in cattle that is also known as Bovine Spongiform Encephalitis (BSE). It is caused by harmful proteins called prions, and the symptoms are similar to Altzheimers, because the brain basically turns into a useless sponge.
Originally, Mad Cow was a brain disease in sheep called scrapie, but was eventually transferred to cows by some fucking cheapass farmers who saved a few bucks by mixing sheep brains in the cattle feed, knowing damn well that cattle are herbivores. Humans who eat Mad Cow beef develop a similar brain-wasting disease called Creutzfeld-Jakob disease.
As for the Mad Cow scare in the U.S., the cow that was tested positive for the disease was STILL sent to the slaughterhouse and its meat shipped out two weeks before the story made it to the news. And every step now taken to prevent the disease from spreading to humans may be too late because there may have already been hundreds or thousands of Mad Cows that have been slaughtered, chopped up, purchased by consumers, eaten, digested, and metabolized. Oh well. It's only a matter of time before some of us start to drop dead from Mad Cow disease.
But on the other hand, Mad Cow disease may also be a hoax because there are also confirmed cases of non-beef eaters, vegetarians, and vegans who have died from diseases that are very similar to Mad Cow.
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when you are laying down on the bed and the lady starts riding your dick like a mechanical bull while she is turned the opposite way of you and you smack her ass.
girl 1: omg i just was in bed i and i gave my bf the greatest reverse cow girl he has ever experienced.
girl 2: whats that?
girl 1: ill text you it later
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The Cow and Pickle Restaurant was found on November 11th, 2008. The restaurant was based on a fast food theme and had a low cost motto.
Great food, fast service, and for some reason, they have a picture of a giant pickle and a cow painted on their wall.
'The Cow and Pickle Restaurant! Now you can eat AND pay rent!'
Back in Texas, we call ice cream Frozen Cow Juice.
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1) A Pixie, with lots of attitude, who occasionally wears a Cowboy Hat. This term was originally coined by a luscious Pixie in Nashville,TN when her Cowboy BF gave her a Cowboy hat as a gift.
"The Cowboy and his Cow-Pixie rode off into the sunset. (To Coco's for dinner)"
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An interjection of angry dismissal. Used to tell someone to go away, with an implication of strong impatience and disgust.
Derived from the cult Facebook game Cow Clicker.
Rosewitha kept sending me these damned FarmVille invitations, so I finally told her to go click a cow.
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