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Jepediah: “let’s go golfing”
Jizanthepus: “yeah, two sek. I’ll get my golf crap”
Evolving from tea bagging, a Crap Stamp is when you touch something or someone important with your butthole.
White claw dude " My bong tastes like a Carnivores shit"
Blue moon dude " Yeah that's because todd put a crap Stamp on it, he puts his asshole on all of your stuff."
Hygienically challenged, usually overweight, people can develop a residue of body secretions on their person, typically in compressed areas of the body described as "folds". It can also accumulate in the groin. This filmy substance has a distinct and unpleasant odor. Like crap.
I would go on a date with Tina, but damn she smells like flap crap. I don't want to get that stuff on my hands.
I gave Cortney a lift home, now my whole car smells like flap crap.
When you get mad at someone/something but blame it on hall.
*someone drops a ball while the creature known as hall watches*
WHAT THE CRAP HALL!!
Hall: I didnt even do anything
Used in situations of disappointment. Much the word dam
Aw Fart Piss Crap! I forgot my damn mask!
A gift Exchange among freinds and family of gifts that range from whimsical to humorous to just plain crappy.
The tradition began in the late 1900's with a selection of gifts consisting of common items with humorous notes attached. Typically the crap bag exchange is conducted during the Holiday season. Two decks of cards are required. One deck is evenly distributed among all persons present. Cards are drawn from the second deck and the person holding the matching card picks a present from the pile or steals a present that another person already chose from the pile. Once all presents are taken, they are opened and enjoyed or traded.
You stole my Crap Bag present!
A poor attempt at insulting someone, usually spoken by a child who’s losing a game of Roblox.
“AGGGH! I got killed again! He’s being such a crap bag!” *throws tablet*