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“she twerks while in a split she’s racking up them tips, she body rocks and her booty pops and she’s proud to be called a bitch”
nah jk she’s just a 13 tryna catch a case who is indeed not thicc nor thick.
mom: what are u being for Halloween?
me: a thot
mom: what costume resembles a “thot”
me: adidas track pants and a cropped Harvard sweatshirt
mom: ohh danielle cohn
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Daniel Horne has often been refered to throughout the ages as a mystical being of ultimate power, intelligence and compassion. Most predominantly seen in the Shogun Era of Japanese culture, he is depicted as being half dragon, half tiger, half moon, half sun, half god, half ninga, half man simultaneously. Scholars believe that Daniel Horne is a recurring reincarnation of some otherworldly being. His purpose in mortal life at this stage is unknown however, there are some who claim great fortune from meeting Daniel. These people have sinced been taken into mental institutions due to chronic withdrawal symptons. Pyschologists believe these people are addicted to an uknown chemical, which has recently been added to the periodic Table of elements as 217 DH or commonly Hornium.
Guy 1: That's so fucking cool, like Daniel Horne cool.
Guy 2: If my joke was that cool, my life is complete. I'm going to go kill myself to end my life on the highest possible note.
Guy 1: I would do the same.
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a cute guy , with an awesome personality , loves to have fun , easy to fall for , you never wanna lose a daniel .
yeah , he looks like a daniel steele
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A not particularly fantastic yet exceedingly popular whiskey. I find that it's most drinkable induced straight in copious amounts, which will lead to an absolute cunt of a hangover often accompanied by partial memory loss; however, it appears to be most popular in Coca Cola or on the rocks. Take it how you like it - Jack Daniels is not a drink to be savoured, unlike a good single malt whisky like Laphroaig or a traditional Kentucky Bourbon like Van Winkle.
Jack Daniels is not a Bourbon but a "Tennessee sour-mash" because it employs the extra process of charcoal mellowing to add flavour, which some consider cheating the system. Incidentally, a bourbon can be made anywhere in the United States, not just Bourbon in Kentucky.
Jack Daniels is conspicuously advertised in film. Other notable examples of drinks that appear to be advertised in everything from the latest Hollywood drivel to your favourite American sitcom are Bombay Sapphire gin; Hennessy and Remy Martin Cognac; Grey Goose vodka; Dom Perignon and Veuve Clicquot Champagne.
1) I'm fucking depressed and I'm skint, so I'm going to drink a bottle of Jack Daniels and pass out on the floor.
2) I'm very suggestible and/or new to drinking, so "I'll have a JD and coke please barkeep".
3) Did you see 'Scent of a Woman'? What a load of shite. The entire plot revolved around Jack Daniels, or "John Daniels" as the protagonist affectionately called it.
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His accent is real, to all you choads who think he's fake. Young Harry Potter actor who is making a bg name for himself by adding bizzare roles to his filmography. He's seems rather nice and he's cute. Teenies love him, but most fans make fun of his goofy hair
Daniel Radcliffe would be ograsmic...if his hair was longer
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A Tennessee Sour-mash Whiskey. The number one drink of the Rock n' Roll lifestyle. Possibly the only good thing to ever come out of Tennessee, drank for it's distinct taste and it's ability to make grown men cry. Jack Daniels has a 40% alcohol volume and is a great drink for parties.
"Ah Jack Daniels is great! You wake up in a ditch somewhere!"
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Your average racist cunt that should die in a fucking hole (Keemstar)
Daniel keem: ALEX IS A STUPID NIGGER!
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