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Jammer Dave is the kindest of Mega brojs. Lives on PB&J and mushrooms. He has the tightest of buttholes. He’s a mega-jammer and rips, bobs, tears and weaves. He is the kindest of souls and you only hope you can have his energy in your life, Like a warlock casts spells with sweater puppies.
Jammer Dave loves to mega jam tbh
A Semen covered Turd after the action of Anal
Babe I need to go drop my Milky Dave because you came in my asshole
One who has reached maximum immaturity, is very destructive, and enjoys an occasional hot carl.
Guy1: Oh thats nice, someone has hammered a screwdriver through our work table and knocked the corners off.
Guy2: Yeah it was probably a damn smart ass comedian dave hanlon found time between video games to be a shop clown.
When a man wine and dine's a woman with Wendy's fast food, and then proceeds to give said woman many subsequent orgasms.
"Hey man, I'm gonna go give Candance a Dave's Double".
When you need a car fixed and the only possible payment is a good old blowey. Kickin the loafers off and getting down to business.
Man I was fuckin broke and blasted last night and the only way I could get home was a Dave mcintire.
The new “Bye Felicia”
This is said when you don’t give a fuck about the person.
“K guys. I gotta run.”
“Later Dave”
“What?”
“Fuck off, dude.”
Big d dave is the type of guy that can pleasure a woman really good.
big d dave: is that good
her: oooo yeee it's so good