Fish Dick

A nasty rotten fish odor that tends to occur when a guy masturbates too much. Semen drys up on penis after he is done which smells like rotten fish.

"Oh damn.. I didn't clean myself well enough after i beat the meat, now i have a rotten fish dick!

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Bag of dicks

Someone who is so much of a dick, he/she surpasses normal levels of dickery, transcending the title of a singular "dick" to achieve pluralized "bag of dicks" status.

My manager Greg is a bag of dicks.

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Dick Move

To do something dickish, just to be an asshole.

John spread the lids out on the pallet, what a dick move!

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french dicking

when two guy friends jerk off to the point of ejaculation, then gently press their dicks, hole to hole, so that their cum mixes together when they shoot.

Hey buddy wanna do some french dicking?

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Dick Diva

1.A woman that claims that the bigger the dick is the better the sex will be.

2.Requires a man to possess a penis size larger than the average 5-8 inches to be satisfied.

3.A woman more likely to fuck horses.

And usually, if men are not as endowed as some of the dick divas think they should be, then they make up for it in other ways.

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Dick Dash

Hitting someone in the dick with a controller

Oh Eric hit him in the dick with the controller. Jiro got dick dashed

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gator dick

The slimy membrane residue stuck to your dick after an all night anal sex jam and not showering for a week after. Wait two weeks to shower and your dick will turn into a swamp pickle.

"Yo bro....I've got gator dick"

"Better shower or you'll get the swamp pickle"

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