Fish Dick

A nasty rotten fish odor that tends to occur when a guy masturbates too much. Semen drys up on penis after he is done which smells like rotten fish.

"Oh damn.. I didn't clean myself well enough after i beat the meat, now i have a rotten fish dick!

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Bag of dicks

Someone who is so much of a dick, he/she surpasses normal levels of dickery, transcending the title of a singular "dick" to achieve pluralized "bag of dicks" status.

My manager Greg is a bag of dicks.

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gator dick

The slimy membrane residue stuck to your dick after an all night anal sex jam and not showering for a week after. Wait two weeks to shower and your dick will turn into a swamp pickle.

"Yo bro....I've got gator dick"

"Better shower or you'll get the swamp pickle"

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guglielmo's dick

Too big for the word count

Did you see Guglielmo's dick....it was at least 10 inches!

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Dick Move

To do something dickish, just to be an asshole.

John spread the lids out on the pallet, what a dick move!

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Pee dick

When you're sucking someone's dick and it tastes urine

Friend: Did you suck his dick last night?
You: Yeah, he totally had pee dick

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french dicking

when two guy friends jerk off to the point of ejaculation, then gently press their dicks, hole to hole, so that their cum mixes together when they shoot.

Hey buddy wanna do some french dicking?

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