Dirty Carradine

Strip naked and lay on a bed with plastic wrap over your face. Let an amorous acquaintance shit on your face and enjoy the warm steamy love of it. Jerk yourself off as your brain becomes oxygen-deprived. The Dirty Carradine is an extension of the Hot Carl.

I'll order you the biggest, most expensive steak on the menu if you'll come back over to my place afterwards and assist me in the execution of a Dirty Carradine.

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dirty cristina

The short girl who wants kinky sex on the first date. Will fight u if u don’t like her friends but fuck u after.

Jaden: “I like it dirty Cristina style”

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Dirty Sink

A mixture a various different alcohols, usually a mix of rum, vodka, whiskey, etc. Often done by teenagers who take small amounts of booze from their parents' bottles so that it is not noticeable. The drink often has a dark brown appearance, hence its name.

Boy: Dude, what is that? It looks nasty!
Girl: It's my dirty sink, want a sip?
Boy: Nah, that shit doesn't look right
Girl: Your loss

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Dirty Dan

When you titty fuck a girl with your ass on her face...

Last night I got a Dirty Dan, my face still smells like ass!

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Dirty Tyler

When one is receiving a blow job then decides to aim the load up the nostril of the blowee so they have to blow it out like a snot rocket.

Jimmy's nostrils are so big I decided to give him a dirty tyler.

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Dirty Avalanche

while the girl is sleeping next to you, you start jerking yourself and right before you cum, you waker her up and unload all over her face, catching her by complete surprise. just like an unsuspecting skier.

i gave my sister in law a dirty avalanche on her birthday.

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Dirty Sasquatch

The act of many folks jizzing all over the body of an unconcious person then covering them in shaven pube hair as to look like a sasquatch!

Naomi looked like a dirty sasquatch after passing out drunk.

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