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The short girl who wants kinky sex on the first date. Will fight u if u don’t like her friends but fuck u after.
Jaden: “I like it dirty Cristina style”
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When you have a gang bang and swollow so much cum you get the shits and run down the road for a mile screaming this is the dirty mile whilst shitting out gallons of baby juice.
Did you hear about Jennifer last night she had a gang band and proceeded to do the dirty mile!
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Strip naked and lay on a bed with plastic wrap over your face. Let an amorous acquaintance shit on your face and enjoy the warm steamy love of it. Jerk yourself off as your brain becomes oxygen-deprived. The Dirty Carradine is an extension of the Hot Carl.
I'll order you the biggest, most expensive steak on the menu if you'll come back over to my place afterwards and assist me in the execution of a Dirty Carradine.
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A bowl of fresh marijuana mixed with tobacco, the effects are far greater than a first timer would expect. Continuity of smoking dirty bowls can build resistance to the tobacco portion.
As Leeroy cleared the chamber of dirty bowl smoke he collapsed, spilling foul water and breaking his beautiful piece. Poor Leeroy.
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When one is receiving a blow job then decides to aim the load up the nostril of the blowee so they have to blow it out like a snot rocket.
Jimmy's nostrils are so big I decided to give him a dirty tyler.
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while the girl is sleeping next to you, you start jerking yourself and right before you cum, you waker her up and unload all over her face, catching her by complete surprise. just like an unsuspecting skier.
i gave my sister in law a dirty avalanche on her birthday.
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The act of many folks jizzing all over the body of an unconcious person then covering them in shaven pube hair as to look like a sasquatch!
Naomi looked like a dirty sasquatch after passing out drunk.
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