When someone isn't bipolar but has the symptoms
Steven: My Mom for some reason acts really sweet but if you forget to do something, she goes Uma Thurman on your ass
Chris: I think your mom has Unipolar Disorder
when a bitch is so ugly not even makeup or plastic surgery can fix it.
“you saw that bitch mila instagram she got UUD (underlying ugly disorder)”
A mood disorder characterized by people getting grumpier and having a shorter fuse as they get older.
My parents are currently experiencing a mild form of age-related mood disorder
A mood disorder charachterized by people having a shorter fuse as they get older
My parents are suffering some kind of age-related mood disorder
Affects 1 in 10 men, and every man who has ever sent a picture of his junk. This disorder causes a man to develop very small genitalia, and have the irresistible urge to send pictures of his symptoms to unsuspecting women.
Man 1: brooo I just sent my pp pic to Jessica
Man 2: ewww brooo you have Small pp Disorder (SPD) , go to your therapist.
Roxx Disorder Is a term to describe ADHD, emotional dysregulation, and rejection-sensitive dysphoria (RSD). This combination is a mixture of highly intense emotions from rage to sobbing, when pushed too far they can lose all control over their emotions and lash out verbally or physically to the person who is causing them harm.
Sarah just arrived at her mother's house. When Sarah walked in she was greeted by her mother saying "You look like you gained 10 pounds since the last time I saw you" before Sarah had a chance to reply her mother added "Are you still working that crappy job or did they realize they hired the wrong person & fire you?" Sarah was suffering from Roxx Disorder, she started sobbing repeating to her mother "Why do you hate me so much?" Sarah left and spent two days without speaking to anyone & calling in to work.
When someone shops too much or is a hoarder
I helped her pack her house when she moved
I filled 5 trash bags with scarves. She totally has an acquisition disorder.