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A person of extremely low character; similar to a douche bag, but much more severe. Another defining characteristic is that the douche brush fully knows that he or she is a douche brush and does not care to change.
That douche brush almost ran over that old lady carrying a newborn hemophiliac baby across the street, and then he flipped her off!
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A geeky person who's become overly confident with the opposite sex. These people tend to treat their significant other with less respect than when they were not so confident.
This usually happens because geekiness has become more socially acceptable than in the past, and more people are attracted to geeks then ever before.
Boyfriend: Wow, there are so many hott chicks on my facebook now!
Girlfriend: Your such a douche nerd lately.
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One who is merely a brief acquaintance, yet reeks of douchebaggery... Commonly found in inferior private schools. Major Douches are known for their uncanny ability to sniff out a party, or to flip their hair at the worst time possible. Under Armor apparel is another favorite of the major douche, especially when worn with sweatpants and a visor.
Dude look at that kid, yeah I hear he's a Major Douche, I've never really met him though, I mean does have huge subs...
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The PG-13 synonym for a bloody cunt. Used primarily on junior high school playgrounds and schoolbuses.
Does that koont douche of a bus driver know her five o'-clock shadow is showing?
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The act of washing out your vagina with a man's urine
My husband gave me a golden douche
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A phrase used to describe the action in which one douche bag gives another a high five.
Jake: damn man look at those douche bags. They think there so cool with thier high five.
Alex: I know man. Thier passing the douche!
Jake: alex look at those tools in the white suits!
Alex: I'll bet you four dollars they pass the douche.
Jake: To late man they are passing it already.
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a woman who typically dates douche bags, also known as a "douche ho"
"Is Isabella still dating that douche bag?"
"Which one? She's a douche whore; she only dates douche bags."
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