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Pray for something you don't want and it will come true.
Playing monopoly I pray to not land on free parking and I do and get all th emoney in the middle- Ed's Theory
when a person discovers that they are lesbian after a failed relationship with a degenerate man
“ i heard tom has the big ed effect.."
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To "Ed Sheeran-ify" someone is when a celebrity is asked by their management to make or contribute to videos/photos/interviews that will receive lots of attention due to it being a trend. This term is typically used when referring to old celebrities/celebrities that don't have a big online presence, because it shocks people when they "keep up with the trends", even when it's really just their management team.
Person 1: "Bro have you seen that Tiktok of Harry Daniels singing 'Houdini' to Dua Lipa?"
Person 2: "Yes, it's so clearly yet another Ed Sheeran-ify situation to get her more money! Harry is literally in an office this time, and is singing her newest song."
Person 1: "That's literally what I was gonna say!"
When nothing but an innocent errant space splits a proper noun and turns it into a sadistic command to kill
It was just a matter of time before a simple typo, Ed die, got him arrested for ordering the death of Axel Foley, arguably the most famous cop in Beverly Hills.
Total Education (known as "Total ED", or more commonly "Total" by its students) is an alternative learning facility located in Vancouver, British Columbia, for students that aren't compatible with mainstream school. It hosts grades 10 to 12.
About 80% of the students there smoke cigarettes. About 95% are actually really fucking nice people. There's a lot of metalheads and artists.
Generally, the typical student at Total will have had either drug issues, mental health issues, behaviour issues, etc. Our school's a little crazy. But we like it that way, and being around people who have struggled with the same things you have is extremely therapeutic.
The general attitude amongst the students is that they love their school. You always hear people saying how much they like it here. Our school was hosted at Tupper for a while because our school had a fire, and pretty much everybody completely hated it and all the students in it. But we're back, and everyone's happy.
Guy1: Hey, what school do you go to?
Guy2: I go to Total Ed. It's fuckin' awesome.
Ed is literally the best guy. He’s a guy you will never regret meeting. Ed shows you his love in a way other guys couldn’t and he always makes you feel loved no matter what. He’s a huge blessing if you ever get to be with him. He’s got those glooks as a bonus apart from his great personality. Ed is a guy you would really want to be with. Being with him is like being in heaven. Nothing to bother you nothing to make you feel bad but only the most confidence in yourself when you’re around him. He will be your safe place anytime and in fact is your home. If you ever get to meet someone like him you won’t regret the day you met. Always make sure to take the best care of this guy as he will be your happiness and the one who will truly allow you to be who you are.
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I wrote this for him because I love this guy bruh. 🥲
Ed chino head can be used in a sentence as a good looking guy with a great personality
The act of robbery, thievery, or deceiving. Being robbed, or stolen from.
Oh yea there's money in my jacket, Somebody broke into my ride and cold macked it. I saw them straight cold mackin(ed) the dude for his phone.