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A person who is very promiscuous with who he or she friend requests on facebook.
She has over 2,000 friends, what a facebook slut!
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One who will contact an attractive male or female friend on face book within the first few weeks of the victim's relationship status change from "In A Relationship with..." to "Single" ... Classy Facebook Vultures will usually make first contact through the private messaging service as to avoid a high creepiness rating from the public while the less skilled will post on your wall. These wall posts usually have a reference to an inside joke from the past.
Whoa... Check it out! Anna-Lu just broke up with Chris! I bet if i'm the first person to post on her wall she'll wanna hang out and be all vulnerable and make out with me! -Male Facebook Vulture
O M G Todd and Becky just split up! I'm gonna write on Todd's wall so when he gets his hot sweaty dick online he'll know i care about him!! - Female Facebook Vulture
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The feeling of déjà vu one often experiences upon meeting someone one has friended or Facebooked, but has never actually met in person.
Person A: "I feel like I've met you before."
Person B: "Yeah. I feel the same way."
Person A {struck by a strong realization}: "Oh! Do you have Facebook?"
Person B {struck with similar sense as Person A}: "Yes I do. That's where I know you from!"
Person A: "Dude! We totally just experienced the Facebook Effect!"
Person B: "Crazy!"
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When a person rejects your friends request. leaves it in pending request mode OR adds you ,but blocks ALL their information and photos from you.
High school friend from many years ago added me ,didn't see any pictures on her profile but could see other "friends" talking about them on her wall.
Only a facebook snob would behave this way.
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A concept where the value of an activity or thing is measured in the potential attention it will get on Facebook.
Man! Amazing picture of you with that hot Norwegian chick. Thats really high facebook value!
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When you write something on a friends facebook wall and then the next day you meet them in the hallway, both of you knowing about the said wall post, resulting in an awkward I know you know kinda thing. Because nobody says oh hey I wrote on your wall!
facebook taboo:
1: Waddappp dude!
2: Yoooo buddyyyyy *oh shit he knows I wrote on his wall*
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1. Its To Go FaceBook And To Make Lies About Your Real Life.
2. To Pretend To Be Something Your Not On Facebook.
3. To Be Fake On Facebook In Hopes That Others Will Belive You.
Noun.
Why Does Darius Always Say He is Been a Crip For Life On Facebook, I Remeber When We He Wanted To Be A Ninja Turtle. He Always Facebook Fronting, Will He Ever Learn.
Why Is Ms. Cleo Always Acting Super Religious On Facebook Like She Don't Curse Or Do Anything Wrong. She Be Sinning Just Like Rest Of Us, She Stays Facebook Fronting
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