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She can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, cause she’s tuna flapping.
A Retford flap is one in which a minimum of 5 hours is taken for a flap to be raised. It is not restricted to a specific flap or area of the body. All flaps can be considered to be Retford if there are severe delays and cancellations that affect the smooth running of operations. Often a queue will be formed as a result.
Surgeon 1: “Bro, why is this flap taking you to so long to raise?”
Surgeon 2: “Don’t blame me bro, it’s a Retford flap - those lunatics from admin didn’t do their jobs properly.”
The art of firing ping pong balls with extreme dedication and precision from a vagina into your sexual partners mouth.
A Shart Flap is a piece of absorbent material, like bamboo cloth, sewn into the back of Commando brand shorts to prevent visibility of any shart aftermath.
Thank God my Commando shorts had a shart flap or people could see my Taco Bell accident that snuck up on me.
extremely saggy pussy flaps, specific belonging to grannies
"Oi nanna let me cop a feel of those Granny Flaps"
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A person with a freckle or freckles on their labia.
So I was about to go down on this girl but I couldn't because her freckle flap grossed me out
Hanging a single strip of toilet paper behind your butt to prevent spraying the back of the toilet. See also "splurtin curtain"
I don't even have to clean my toilet yet because I used a mud flap!