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When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.
What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.
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A movie you can watch with your girlfriend without getting in trouble. Often used in the negative sense, i.e. "Cannibal Holocaust is definitely not a Girlfriend Movie." Movie can also be substituted for music, TV show, etc.
"Bro I don't understand why Sheila got so mad at me while we were watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2!"
"Are you serious dude?? That is totally not a girlfriend movie. Rookie mistake."
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's serious
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's really serious
There were times when I could
Have murdered her
But you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her
No, I don't want to see her
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do ooh ooh ooh
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's serious
My, my, my, my, my, my baby, goodbye
There were times when I could
Have strangled her
But you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her
Would you please
Let me see her
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do ooh ooh ooh
Let me whisper my last goodbyes
I know, it's serious
A bunch of lonley ass twitter men that never had a real bad bitch before.
i hate my girlfriend thread on twitter
Wow she’s the perfect girlfriend, must be Cassidy Westbrook.
The name is Addy. a kind, insanely beautiful, funny, great personality, fun, and freaky.
Wow she is such a Perfect girlfriend