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1. A child
a. A product of semen
b. Semen created it
c. A new human
2. An excited aroused… person?
a. A person who is really excited to partake in semen consumption
b. A person who acts like a goblin in the presence of semen
c. Semen enthusiast
She acted like a semen goblin as soon as we were alone
When you nut on a woman’s face so much you can’t recognise her
I gave Jenna the cum goblin 1480.
The act of inserting one's big toe into another's unsuspecting butthole, most commonly done during sleep.
Arnold's wife would often incessantly give him Goblin Toe during their late-night cuddle sessions.
The act of inserting one's big toe into another's unsuspecting anal sphincter, commonly during sleep.
Ezra's girlfriend was often known to give him the Goblin Toe during their cuddle sessions.
When you cash out at a casino, often times the machines will not give change and instead print out a voucher for the change. Most people just grab their cash and walk away. Voucher goblins hope for this, and hover by the cash out machines at casinos hoping to collect these abandoned vouchers and scrounge up enough to finally make a bet of their own.
You can tell the economy is in shambles when there's more than one voucher goblin camping out by the cash out machines.
When someone is so ugly they look like a fantasy creature out of this world
Person 1: Hey, goblin face!
Person 2: Don't call me that, Im not that ugly.
Person 1: yeah right! Only a goblin mother could love that face.
A basement dwelling PvP gamer that insistently plays the most optimal characters, strategies or buys the best items at every opportunity. They *have* to win by any means necessary.
This behaviour is concomitantly linked with a lack of playing ability, which is observed whenever they are forced to play anything but meta-picks.
Meta-goblins act as a source of frustration for other players, as they often breach PvP etiquette within the community of said game.
"Look at this meta-goblin, he only plays Bellona in duel with death's embrace."
*Looks at his match history on SmiteGuru*
"Oh, and anytime Bellona gets banned they lose because they're incapable of playing any other character".