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When someone vomits into a vagina and then proceeds to have sex with it.
John felt sick while he was going down on Alice, so he went for the soggy ham wallet.
Someone who is lame, boring, or lack luster. One who has no excitement in their life.
Steve is such a stale ham sandwich. He never wants to go to the bar.
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Another form of "What the HELL?"
What in the ham sandwich is goin' on here?
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The most Random person being the most hammed at a party
Jack Lee is so rando. But he is also hammed. He is King Rando of the Ham
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Shortened slang for two American favorites: Hotdogs and Hamburgers. I first heard this term from my younger brother (though I am sure it existed beforehand)and it cracked me up. It proves useful as a drunken exclaimation or for when extreme oral laziness takes over.
Mark: C'mon dude we gotta get beer and fire up the grill!
Julie: What are we eating?
Mark: Hots 'N Hams
Julie: You mean hotdogs and ha-
Mark: HOTS 'N HAMS!! That's what I said woman! HOTS 'N HAMS! and BEER!
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Your holiday boink-boink slam pig.
The Christmas slam ham lovemaking was particularly tender this year.