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A Happy Fireman is a sexual practice that involves a man who holds onto his wiener as if it were an out-of-control fire hose, spraying his come wildly all over his partner as if he were putting out a fire.
Girl 1: Whats that in your hair?
Girl 2: Dont ask. My boyfriend was a Happy Fireman last night.
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A great show by a guy on public access and youtube
Me: Did you see the happy show?
Other: Yea!
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A "Happy Deathday" is when a man or woman is made to down a dirty pint through a party funnel on the day of their birthday, usually to a chorus of their friends singing "Happy Deathday."
If the victim still hasn't finished by the time the song is over then their friends may count to the victims age (in seconds) while continuing to pour any non-toxic liquid they can find into the funnel.
Jordan: "The last thing I remember was not being able to finish my Happy Deathday in time, everything after that is a mystery."
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A state of bliss that can only be achieved by eating sushi.
That sushi was soooo good. I'm fish happy.
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When a naked male turns his hips left and right and his penis slaps against his leg making a clapping sound.
Guy 1: Damn yo, my girl was cheating on me but I just did a happy dance and got over it
Guy 2: yeah I bet the guy she was cheating on you with can't even happy dance
Guy 1: AHAHAHA lil dick bitch😂
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When you wake your man up just long enough before sunrise to give him a little bit of ass and finish with just enough time to face Qibla and stay right with Allah.
"Bro, you looking tired as hell"
"Totally worth it, fam. Got up a little bit early if you know what I mean."
"Oh snap, son! She gave you the ol' Happy Ramadan?!"
"She's a keeper, bruh."
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