When Joe has ligma

"Dude Joe has ligma. What! Ligma balls on your face

When Joe has ligma he wants to lick balls

Who has a fatter ass?

Daniel in fact has a gradually fatter ass than Natalie.

Natalie:Who has a fatter ass? It’s definitely me
Daniel:Nope, look at the facts.

? Has my heart

Agent Morgan

Agent Morgan is very sexy and ? Has my heart

Don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan

A phrase to say whenever your team is losing in a videogame or when shit is going down and people are discussing about it.
If you know things won't get any better, say this.

PussyDestroyer69: Guys we we suck a lot, we are losing fast.
EdgyIdiot: Hey don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan , we're going to win this.

Jessica: How the hell are we going to pass the maths test tomorrow?
Nathan: I'm going to get an other F, I couldn't do shit with all the homework we had this week
Josh: don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan, we just need some time

Ha-ter

Hater Ha-ter: some one that is so jealous of someone they do whatever it takes to try to ruin someone else's life.

The hater made gangstalkers what they are. Hater Ha-ter: some one that is so jealous of someone they do whatever it takes to try to ruin someone else's life.

Hasda hasdawiyah hask hamst has

a very good person when you get to know him but very indifferent, he sometimes feels alone and has no friends, he likes solitude and keeps his personal problems to himself, quickly melts when it comes to people he loves.

Hasda hasdawiyah hask hamst has wia

Nanny-Noo Ha’s

A term used for old women’s breasts.

Old woman: “girls these days show too much..”
Young girl: “shut up Nanny-Noo Ha’s”

or

Old woman: “Got to get my Nanny-Noo Ha’s for the dilfs”