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Another way of saying ''You can trust me''
Hey bro. I swear, i wont cheat on your sister. You have my word
When someone says you have a great personality it means that you have big tits
You have a great personality Sarah
A question that indirectly tells someone to put their mask on. When someone asks you “Do you have a mask?”, it means that masks are required and you have to wear one. It’s just a nicer way of saying it.
Security: Do you have a mask?
Guest: I don’t have a mask.
Security: A mask is required, please wear one. (gives mask to guest)
Guest: No thanks, I’d rather not.
Security: You’re gonna have to leave the mall then, since you refuse to wear a mask.
it means do u have a membership?? 😡
Karen at the gym asked Do you have a membership?? (very loudly).
- you're not my bf so i have no right to be jealous....
- but we're friend with benefits so you have stake in me!
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response when someone does something goal worthy.
you: I'm gonna poop in your face hole!
me: we all have goals.
A funny white boy on the internet shows his friends weird stuff he finds.
Sorry, I can’t hangout tonight, I gotta watch Saltydkdan subject his friends to incomprehensible horrors on the new “Have you heard about?”
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