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The worst comeback in all of mankind. It’s no u but on steroids. It takes all the roasts and sends them back times timb dog.
Jack: you’re gramp tramp
Dave:but do you have timbs?
Jack instantly dies, God becomes gay, the universe dies
Another way of saying ''You can trust me''
Hey bro. I swear, i wont cheat on your sister. You have my word
When someone says you have a great personality it means that you have big tits
You have a great personality Sarah
depend on NOBODY but your self! have yo own back cause at the end of the day when shit gets deep nobody gone have to back! 💯 ride yo own wave & do everything by yo self !!
sister : you gotta have yo own back before you depend on anybody else to have it
When you feel that no one is listening simply yell out "we all have chodes"
Everybody: talking
You: hello
Everybody: ignores
You: we all have chodes
Quote from the TV show The 100. Means that each attack will be equally reciprocated. Those attacked will retaliate, as a way of making the original attackers pay and to even the score. Same idea as Mesopotamian emperor Hammurabi's law "an eye for an eye."
You slapped me, now I get to slap you back. Blood must have blood.
A funny white boy on the internet shows his friends weird stuff he finds.
Sorry, I can’t hangout tonight, I gotta watch Saltydkdan subject his friends to incomprehensible horrors on the new “Have you heard about?”
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