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The Home Toilet Advantage (HTA), not to be confused with the Home Field Advantage (HFA) is when you have an advantage of added comfort when pooping at home, rather than anywhere else.
Man, I gotta shit.... need to get home for the Home Toilet Advantage.
The act of brushing your teeth while you defecate.
Today I woke up late for school so I had to preform a dirty home boy to save time.
This is when you successfully go from titty fuck, face, puss, to ass in order (rounding all four bases) then slowly trot through her house much like a baseball player rounds the bases after a home run. Most importantly, you have to high five and ass slap everyone you see along the way.
Hey Gary, after the game ended last night on a walk off homer I gave this ugly bitch at the bar The Home Run Trot. Her mom was a little surprised when I woke her up off the couch but I got the high five from her then she made me breakfast!
n. A ghost that lives in every iPhone. The ghost is haunting you when you click the iPhone home button once and it clicks twice instead, opening the multitasking bar
(shows friend multitasking bar) Dude, look, there's a home button ghost in this thing!
The hubbub that occurs after a home run, akin to lengthy applauses during high school graduations that muffle the next name being called.
Hey, wanna go get a lemon chill after the home run hype dies down?
The excuse your "friend" uses to avoid coming over to your house for a meal on Easter Sunday.
Bruh...it's home improvement Sunday... It's a thing...I promise I didn't just make it up.
When life doesn't make any sense..Sometimes saying "Go home life.. You're drunk." Makes everything better.
Dude.. My orange juice keeps spilling. This is making me so mad... Ugh. Go HOME life.. You're drunk.
Sometimes life irritates me and makes me want to smack it in the face and tell it to go home.