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Giving a blowjob after eating Hot Cheetos®
Anna: "Do you want me to give you a Hot Tamale?"
Derick: "Yeah I'll try anything once lol"
*five minutes pass*
Derick *with his dick in a yogurt cup*: "This was a mistake."
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When a male places his dick (or wiener) between a females butt cheeks (or buns) and thrusts without penetration.
John: So did you nail Mary?
Bob: Yeah, and we were hot dogging for a while too.
John: You're a freak.
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A phrase used to describe things that are exceedingly cool. Used by Noel Fielding in Nevermind the Buzzcocks to describe his team, as well as the band Beats International.
Our team is jam hot.
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I'd love to slurp up that hot soup I saw at the club last night.
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A woman who will not have sex with you.
The hot chick rejected my offer of sexual intercourse, and called me ugly.
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A store with a dark/alternative theme aimed at teenagers. Found in most local malls. They sell t-shirts, stickers, buttons, jewelry, and some other stuff.
99% of people are faggots about it, and like to assume that only wannabe emo/scene/goth/punk kids shop there. It's become a catch-all phrase to mean "poseur".
In reality, nobody ever walks into that store and sees nothing but clowns trying really hard to be emo/scene/goth/punk, but just normal people.
Half the people who make a big deal about Hot Topic being a poseur store have bought stuff from them in the past anyway, and a lot are probably poseur emo/scene/goth/punk kids trying really hard to convince everyone else they're for real.
In short, Hot Topic is just a store that sells some pretty neat stuff, and everybody who whines about it being for poseurs is a kneejerking dumbass. Oh, but Happy Bunny is really retarded and unfunny, fuck that shit.
Prima: I went to the mall today. I bought these earrings from Hot Topic---
Secunda: OMFG *DEFCON 1* THAT IS A STORE FOR POSEURS!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???? YOU FUCKING FAKE GOTH!!!!!!!!
Prima: Uh, dude, it's just a fucking store. I'm not a fake goth or a regular goth. What are you talking about anyway, I met you in there last month.
Secunda: SHUT UP YOU FUCKING LOSER, I DO NOT SHOP AT STORES WHERE FAKE POSEURS LIKE YOU SHOP.
Prima: ...
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Method of smoking hash where a blim is sandwiched between two red hot knives. The resulting smoke is collecting in a plastic bottle (which has had the bottom removed) and inhaled.
As a teenager I had many hot knives at Roudy's house.
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